Sun Explodes US Scrambles to Cover it up

Threw reliable sources washingtons super mega blog has uncovered the truth about why the temp has been rising across the globe in the last 20 years.

Unknown to many our sun went out and had been growing hotter before the bulb thats located in the middle just got flicked off reciently when the us couldn't pay the growing electric bill. With the growing defecit the us decided that it simply cost to much to keep it going.

In a scamble to keep the light going in a joint effort between the US and Russia they have succeeded in keeping the sun appearing as if it hasn't gone out by launching excess nuclear wepons in constant succession at the sun keeping the nuclear reaction going. Hiding the entire thing from everyone.

The recient arms reduction talks between the US and Russia were simply a ruse to hide the fact that the wepons are being reduced and this fact had to be covered up somehow.